At first glance an “original” hipster romance but actually it made me want to rip the fucking print apart.
So all the freaking drama came from the girl’s incredibly sneaky and brilliant idea of “hey wait fuck the immigration rules of the united states of America, I wanna stay and run around the beach with my bf!”. And she’s supposed to be majoring in journalism. How can anyone major in anything thinking that the visa regulations of the 21st century USA are nothing more than guidelines or suggestions?! So shes forced back into the UK and he stays in LA. Oh and then the film goes on to show how these two graduates (the boy majoring in “furniture design”??) just happen to stumble upon these awesome careers out of the blue with no apparent work or effort put into it?? Wait! This happens in real world?? When?? Oh and then they make up and break up about a dozen times and get married but still during the breaks lead completely different lives with different people and appear to be happy and all that but no! For some incomprehensible reason they still find the desire to end up moving in together and be all miserable about it.
As sweet as Felicity Jones was, she looked like she had jumped out of an Urban Outfitters catalogue and that kinda makes my head explode from all the hipsterness. So in the end she was as annoying as the boy. I did like Jennifer Lawrence but she was there for a few minutes only.
Oh and furthermore! The dialogue was mostly freaking improvised! The fuck?! It fuckkg showed! Because it was so retarded! Not sure but I think one line spoken by “the other bf” was actually “meeh”. Can you at least put some work into this?? I don’t know why but it really pissed me off..
Rant rant rant..
Piece of crap hipster vomit with nothing intelligent to say or offer. I hope it didn’t turn me off from Blue Valentine because everybody keeps comparing it to that..
Oh yea and I was already negative about this film because of the asshole paramount marketing guy who came on Monday and demanded we display this piece of shit poster. Fucking change the release date and stick a “coming soon” over “february 2” and make it look horrible in the poster case..
I just had a lot of emotions to release kthnxbai