February 2010
16 posts
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Socialist Indie Anthem
by Mr Casper Curve, my best friend hehe
Get back to work.
i’ve been in the library since 12 o’clock. and it’s sunday. what a loser..
i have now read the introductions of 5 different entomology books. i really should start writing something.
so yes, getting back to work !
Birthday plans for tomorrow...
- Champagne and bacon sarnies for breakfast
- Long bath
- Sealife Center
- Art Gallery/Museums
- Dinner at an Italian resturant
- Student night at the pub
- Get drunk
- Have sex
- Pass out
Turning 22 might not be so bad after all. =)
glad i saw you in gosta, sweetie! :*
"Hey, triin, what's in the box?"
"Did you fill all the boxes? (Tick optional)"
"Can you give me that box you're sat on?"
“put the 3d glasses into the box!”
“get the nacho trays out of that box!”
“move those boxes to the top shelf!”
it will never sound innocent again..
Spam dagger is my new swear of choice
(Y)
Human Sexualities coursework for this week
F
Cunt, box, pussy, clunge, man-way, gut-locker, ham wallet, minge, flange, twat, muff, chuff, gash, axe-wound, hole, the furry cup, hair-pie, punani, oyster ditcher, pudding hatch, bush, pagina, snatch, cookie, front bum, undercarriage, poontang, vag, lady pocket, vajayjay, flesh lettuce, fun flaps, beaver, badger, taco, burger, beef flaps, cunty flaps, fur burger, sniz, tuppence, cooch, cooter, beef curtains, slot, poon, vertical bacon sandwich, bearded clam
M
Cock, dick, bellend, purple-headed warrior, pork sword, pork steeple, trouser-snake (one-eyed, spitting), junk, garbage, meat and two veg, pork and beans, jap’s eye, balls, bollocks, knackers, nuts, spuds, gonads, nads, testis, winky, willy, wiener, flesh spear, whoopee-stick, lap rocket, dudepiston, quiverbone, boner, wang, dong, johnsson, rod, sausage, dober, gonk, gis, shlong, tube steak, tally whacker, kong, hose, pink cigar, prick, knob, todger, tiggle, wiggle, peepee, purple helmet, spam dagger, hairy hot dog
yea, psychology is a real degree..
(credits: bf, steven, will, urbandictionary.com, donna, rachael, graig, pete d)