TYPICAL CHANGES DURING GRAD SCHOOL
I accept who I am. And who are you? I’m the bad guy.
“I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.”
babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job
“I swear that when our lips touch, I can taste the next 60 years of my life.”
“Intimacy is not who you let touch you. Intimacy is who you text at 3am about your dreams and fears. Intimacy is giving someone your attention, when ten other people are asking for it. Intimacy is the person always in the back of your mind, no matter how distracted you are.”
sometimes you just stop asking how things happen
Omgosh look at this little darling creature! I was watching some YouTube on my sofa, the balcony door open, when suddenly this one wandered in and ran away as soon as I had spotted her. I found some ikea meatballs from my freezer and since I’d never eat them, I offered some to her. She’s obviously very very preggo and she’s super skinny, the poor thing. After the meatballs she also let me pet her bit she’s very nervous and scared of everything. Such a babe though! 😻
*swirls $6.99 wine*
The new, patented, Mary Berry Cake Baking Failure Rating System. Running from the ubiquitous 'It's a little bit dry', right through to the death-knell of shop-bought fondant, Mary has an expression for any baking malady.