Dinner noms! Whole barley and courgette+celery salad sprinkled with some feta, asparagus, salad leaves and honey-mustard turkey yumm! #foodporn

Dinner noms! Whole barley and courgette+celery salad sprinkled with some feta, asparagus, salad leaves and honey-mustard turkey yumm! #foodporn

Today has been pretty pretty pretty and so warm and nice. I’m just lying in the park, reading and being lazy. Who will go home and cook me dinner?? 🌳☀

Today has been pretty pretty pretty and so warm and nice. I’m just lying in the park, reading and being lazy. Who will go home and cook me dinner?? 🌳☀

The last of my Estonian rye breads 😭with goat’s cheese and honey 😍 #foodporn

The last of my Estonian rye breads 😭with goat’s cheese and honey 😍 #foodporn

1 day of summer, have to make the most of it and eat ALL the ice cream!

1 day of summer, have to make the most of it and eat ALL the ice cream!

Waaahhh I just wanna whine and complain cuz my heels have no skin on them and I can’t walk but I still had to walk to uni tomorrow cuz my scooter is being repaired cuz of the stupid cheap plastic cover on top of the throttle that cracked, and then I have no cells to play with, just my ELISAs, and I have no real results yet to write up but the deadline is looming at the horizon, and I’m so fucking itchy cuz of some stupid allergy or whatever that I think is due to fleas we’ve got from the cats and now I don’t even let them inside anymore so they can’t cheer me up, and I can’t even walk around the flat in my underwear cuz I’m not home alone, AND I still haven’t got a phd or heard anything positive back from anyone for that matter, so all this just means I’m totally miserable and such a big fat loser and waah wah waaahhh…

Scratched myself in my sleep wtf. After cutting my fingernails yesterday. That or it was Freddie Krueger. (Elbow at a weird angle). Ouchie pouchie!

Scratched myself in my sleep wtf. After cutting my fingernails yesterday. That or it was Freddie Krueger. (Elbow at a weird angle). Ouchie pouchie!

Life lesson #562: when you know these shoes have given you blisters before but it’s been a while since you’ve worn them, don’t wear them on a day you plan to walk >10km even if they go with your outfit perfectly. They only deceive you into thinking they nice and soft and comfy. Instead they will grate down the skin on your heels with every step you take. And laugh at you mockingly “haha, you fool! We tricked you once again!”

Also, Nigella, wtf?! Even if I cut a third of the ingredients in your recipe it still makes about 15-16 muffins instead of 12 and why would anyone have a recipe for 16 muffins, what the hell man??…

Cake dough doesn’t have any calories cuz the cake hasn’t been baked yet, right?

So it completely doesn’t count that I’ve just eaten 3-4 muffins worth or muffin dough. Ok brilliant! No regrets there! (Neither am I at any risk of salmonellosis or anything the sort..).

Yea, I’m baking apple-cinnamon muffins as I type this :))

Ooh red wine with salmon, what a rebel I am! Ah well, it’s nice and so is the food. A warm salad with everything: whole grain wheat, fried courgette and celery, red onion, cucumber, mango and a bit of feta cheese. And the simple salmon with butter and lemon juice. #foodporn

Ooh red wine with salmon, what a rebel I am! Ah well, it’s nice and so is the food. A warm salad with everything: whole grain wheat, fried courgette and celery, red onion, cucumber, mango and a bit of feta cheese. And the simple salmon with butter and lemon juice. #foodporn

Great work, design people! I bought this wine just because of the cute labelling. That and because it was on offer from £8 to £5. And I’m so glad I did! I haven’t drunk red wine for awhile but this one is sooooo smooth and nice, I don’t even care I’m not having red meat for dinner ha! #wineporn

Great work, design people! I bought this wine just because of the cute labelling. That and because it was on offer from £8 to £5. And I’m so glad I did! I haven’t drunk red wine for awhile but this one is sooooo smooth and nice, I don’t even care I’m not having red meat for dinner ha! #wineporn

Reading GoT 1st book. ALL THE FEELS :’(((

Another yummy dinner: horseradish and honey marinated turkey breast, steamed carrots and butternut squash and a mix of whole wheat, celery, courgettes and feta. And finishing my Pinot Grigio and sparkling water spritzer #foodporn

Another yummy dinner: horseradish and honey marinated turkey breast, steamed carrots and butternut squash and a mix of whole wheat, celery, courgettes and feta. And finishing my Pinot Grigio and sparkling water spritzer #foodporn

The best part about leaving half the wine yesterday is that I’m able to drink it today :D

something absolutely unbelievable happened to me today. i opened a bottle of wine, drank half of it and then put back into the fridge. O_O